haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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