Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
it's like iHOP with fire
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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