Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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