I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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