well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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