You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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