Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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