Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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