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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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