i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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