I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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