that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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