Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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