Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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