But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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