just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
i've created a new STD.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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