People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i think i just lost a toe
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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