Acid is not a monday night drug
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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