i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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