The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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