I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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