Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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