we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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