no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i drank out of a bidet.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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