He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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