u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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