Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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