I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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