WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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