Me. At least after what I've been through.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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