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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Did you hit it?

(616): View more from Michigan

Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.

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(703): View more from Virginia

never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly

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(647): View more from Ontario

Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.

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(765): View more from Indiana

4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?

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(573): View more from Missouri

Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...

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(616): View more from Michigan

At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says

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(928): View more from Arizona

I got conspiracy theory drunk.

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