guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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