Pappa wants mamma naked
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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