how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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