she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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