are you still at the devil's house?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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