one might say we're banned from that church
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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