Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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