At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
she smelled like a LAN party
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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