you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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