She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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