Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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