that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I want to fling myself into the sun
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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