Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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