Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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