We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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