Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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