I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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