I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize