talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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