Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
