It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
