capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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