This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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