Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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