i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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