I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I love you.
Bad choice
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